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    Who to Marry

    There was a man who was seeing girlfriends, but did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $2000 and see how each of them spent it.The first one went out and got a total makeover

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    Jokes & Funny Stories About Women Car Drivers

    Here are a few jokes and funny stories about women car drivers.We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.

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    Perfect Couple

    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfe

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    Golf Funeral

    A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.

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    Together At Last

    She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
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    Beep-beep

    The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year- old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn't get some loving

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    Celebrity Jokes

    Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
    A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

    Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
    A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.

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    3 Kinds of Bras

    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said. 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'

    'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

    'Type?' inquires the man 'There is more than one type?'

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    A man lost his wife

    When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one day after he’d lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen. “We’re sorry to call on you at this

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    A couple of shots

    There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying

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