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I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

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I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

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Another Dumb Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when

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mum and dad

 there was a boy a mum and a dad the little boy asked if he could go in the bath with his mum his mum said ok babe so he said mum whats that his mum said thats my battlefield son he asked mum

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Yo Mama So Fat...TV

Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I missed an entire two-hour special episode of Saturday Night Live.steel wheel

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Valentine’s Day Jokes

 Q: What is a ram's favourite song on February 14th?A: I only have eyes for ewe!Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?A: Forget-me-nuts.Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? A: I'm s

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Joe Biden Jokes

"As you know, they've already come out with a Sarah Palin action figure. And today, the Democrats released a Joe Biden action figure. It talks and talks and talks. You just can't get the thing to shut up." ~Jay Leno

"Today was Joe Biden's first full day as vice president. Yeah, advisors say Biden spent most of the day watering his hair." ~Conan O'Brien

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Sky?

Q- Why is the sky blue? A- Because if it was green you would not know when to stop mowing.

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odd

this woman goes down south and has a baby and the docter ask   what are you naming the baby,she said odd and the docter says odd yes o-d-d,   odd, he let her tell  the famiy said the docter,a few years later he is at   school playing and the are making fun of him ha ha your odd, your name is odd.

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Sex Doctor Joke

A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, ”Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts. Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife’s love canal. Then on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.”

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