Funny Jokes >> 2010 May

    Number One Sport

    A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight.

    The guide told her, "This is our number one sport."

    The horrified woman said, "Isn't that revolting?"

    "No," the guide replied, "revolting is our number two sport."
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    Daughters are curious~~~

    A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

    Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
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    10 things in golf that sound dirty

    1. Look at the size of his putter.

    2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

    3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

    4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

    5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
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    Generous lawyer

    A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. corrugated boxes The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
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    sports jokes

    A guy named Joe receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Joe arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium, he's closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter, Joe sees through his binoculars an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yardline.

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    Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

    -- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

    -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

    -- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

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    100 ways to order a pizza the fun way...

    1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

    2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

    3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

    4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
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    Plane

    So, there are three guys.... Steven Harper, Micheal Anigtiff, and Jack Layton. Steven Harper says I bet you I can make one Canadaien happy by giving them $1000. Micheal Anigitiff says I bet you I can make two Canadiens happyu by giving them both $500 dollers. Jack Layton says. I bet you I can make 10 Canadiens happy by giving them all $100 Then the polite says, I bet you I can make a whole country happy. By throwing you three off this plane.

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    Chili?

    A man went into a bar and there's this old man just sitting there looking at a bowl of chili. so the guy goes up to the old man and says, "Can I have that chili?"

     

    "You just go ahead," says the old man.

     

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    Funny Music Jokes

    Music Joke 1
    Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.

    Music Joke 2
    Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away? A: Root position cords.

    Music Joke 3
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