Funny Jokes >> 2010 April

    Three mice at the bar

    Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

    The first mouse downs a shot of Jack Daniel s, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese.

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    Bigger Prize

    At an auction in Mumbai a wealthy Indian announced that he had lost his wallet containing $10,000 and would give a reward of $100 to the person who found it.From the back of the hall a person shouted,

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    Cyanide Request

    A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not梱ou cannot have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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    Definition of Kiss Joke

    Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

    Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

    Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing

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    A Vacation to Jerusalem

     A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.The undertaker told the husband, 'You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can

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    My wife is Pregnant

    An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling?'I've never felt better,' he replies. 'I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child!What do yo

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    A Vacation to Jerusalem

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.The undertaker told the husband, 'You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury h

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    Love Advice From Kids

    Some great tips on love and relationships by kids between the age of 5 and 10... WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED? "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tom

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    The Laws of Golf

    LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a su

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    Fast Golfer

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just a

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