Funny Jokes >> 2010 March

    Martian Sex

    The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars. Here, they meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, laptop computers, how do they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

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    I Want Some Milk

    Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He tho

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    The College Rules

    There is a teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules. The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms. "If you get caught in a girls dorm room after nin

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    Too Many Fires

    A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief."How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief."Break out a fire hose and s

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    The World's Funniest Ads

    Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

    Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.

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    Yo Mama Head Is So Large

    Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

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    How I became a millionaire

    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last 5p.“I invested that 5p in an app

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    Blonde on the sun

    A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!”The American said, “We were the first on the moon!”The Blonde said, &ld

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    Pirate and the Bartender

    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine!” “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.” “Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.” “Well, OK — but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?” “We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really.” “What about that eye patch?” “Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of gulls flew over. I looked up and one of them dropped shit right in my eye!” “You’re kidding!” said the bartender, “You can’t lose an eye just from some bird shit” It was my first day with the hook!” recalled the pirate.

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    10 things men wont say

    Let's watch Lifetime! Sex is overrated. I don't want to go too far on the first date. Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours. There is nothing I like better than craw

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