Funny Jokes >> 2010 January

    Light Bulb Jokes

    Light Bulb Jokes
    Q: How many Actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
    A: One, but 500 auditioned for the part.

    Q: How many Anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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    The Australian Ventriloquist

    Once an Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into the village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun.Ventriloquist: “G&rs

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    The Scared Monkey

    One day a lion was walking around the jungle sad and lonely, when he spotted a monkey up in a tree. He yelled up to the monkey to come down and play, but the monkey was too scared. So the lion asked t

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    Dogs and Light Bulbs

    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.Rottweiler: Make me!Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change th

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    The Video Rental

    A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.She goes to the video store, and after looking around f

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    The Eight Days of Hanukkah

    On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to meLox, bagels and some cream cheeseOn the second night of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me2 Kosher pickles and Lox,bagels and some cream cheeseOn t

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    The Jewish Parrot

    Meyer, a lonely widower, was walking home along Delancy Street one day wishing something wonderful would happen in his life, when he passed a pet store and heard a squawking voice shouting out in

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    The Story of Hanukkah

    Stan and John are walking to school one day and Stan is describing his new Playstation 2 to John. "Where did you get that?" John asked "I got it last night for Hanukkah," said Stan

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    Jokes & Funny Stories About Women Car Drivers

    Here are a few jokes and funny stories about women car drivers.We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.

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    You Know Politicians

    A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer

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