Funny Jokes >> 2009 September

    Most Embarrassing Moment

    Let’s face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just be thankful that none of them were as humiliating (and hilarious!) as these:"A mother was taking a shower w

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    Catch a Rabbit

    The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them

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    The World's Funniest Ads

    Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

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    A couple of shots

    There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey.The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying

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    The Vampire Bat

    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling

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    The Three Sons

    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly Mother.The first said, "I built a big house for our

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    10 rules for Bollywood film making

    1. Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf before the end, bash up the villain (who is the *

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    An Indian who want to be a true American

    An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood;His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing

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    Message on the birthday cake

    Banta Singh wishes to observe his wife’s birthday by holding a party. So he goes to arrange a birthday cake.The salesman inquires him what message he prefers to* use on the cake.Well he thinks f

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    Another Dumb Blonde

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

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