Funny Jokes >> 2009 June

    Jump out of the Plane!

    Jump out of the Plane!An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We 're having mechanical problem

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    What's on Your Back

    What's on Your Back?A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipp

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    New Scientific Element : MAN

    New Scientific Element : MANElement Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. D

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    Ears Lookin at You

    Ears Lookin at YouA man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, "This job requires you to notice a lot of details.What

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    If Men Made theRules

    If Men Made the Rules1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don 't want to dress like Victoria 's Sec

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    82 Year Old Man

    82 Year Old ManAn 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being pregnant. The DR. said let

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    The Politically Correct Country Club

    The Politically Correct Country ClubDid you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they 're stroke-challe

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    Church Sunday

    Church SundayTwo Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know, " said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church. " "How 's that? &quo

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    Blonde and Hairdresser

    Blonde and Hairdresser

    A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair.

    The woman takes the blonde 's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.

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    Blonde Weighs Baby

    Blonde Weighs Baby

    At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

    The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant 's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

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