Funny Jokes >> 2009 May

    Rhyme-Time Riddles

    What would you call a top-notch detective?

    What would you call fishing gear used to catch chickens?

    What would you call a murder detective?

    What would you call a computer nerd from Athens?

    What would you call a spirit that's been mooned?

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    I'm In Love With a Dead Bitch

    I'm In Love With a Dead BitchSome say it's crazy, the tale I'm going to tellOther's have said it's my ticket straight to hellBut either way I've decided to stop tryingTo hide the truth, I'm just so ti

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    Death Poems:Animal Health Warning

    Animal Health WarningThe moon were at its full that nightwhen I first heard Horace croak,'twere on the road to Froghallsome eight miles east of Stoke.Why I called him HoraceI've not a bloody clue!-any

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    Death Poems:A Crime Scene

    A Crime Scene

    There's been a murder,
    a woman was killed,
    found in a bathtub,
    partially filled.

    A pair of policemen
    went into the house
    and thoroughly questioned
    the poor woman's spouse.

    He'd just come home
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    School Jokes - The boy and his pin

    A little girl is in sunday school and she falls asleep. When she is sleeping the teacher asks "Who created heaven and earth?". No one answer and a little boy behind the girl pulls out a pin

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    Adult Jokes:Be strong my love

    A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties

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    Sick Jokes:Ultimate poopie list

    Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet p

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    Retirement Jokes:Touchdown

    An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After lying in bed for a fewminutes the old man cuts a fart and says, "Seven points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that

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    Retirement Jokes:Smoking a camel

    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette & continued smoking.Lady

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    Retirement Jokes:Elderly Drivers

    Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard.As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on throug

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