Funny Jokes >> 2009 April

    London Toilets

    An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture,

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    My new Lexus

    I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn’t figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. “Watch this!” he said. “Nelson!” The radio replied, “Ricky or Willie?” “Willie!” he continued and “On the Road Again” came from the speakers. Then he said, “Ray Charles!” and in an instant “Georgia on My Mind” replaced Willie Nelson.

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    Tags: Lexus  car jokes  Clean Jokes  

    Positives & Negatives

    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day."In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive.In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is sti

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    A Sight For Sore Eyes

    A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the

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    Unfairly Puished

    One day little Jenny came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible Je

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    Bedroom Football

    An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cut a fart and says “seven points.”His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was th

    Tags: Short Rude Jokes  short jokes  

    Dilemma

    A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to..to..Cut it off, are you???!?” The husband said, with a horrible gleam of revenge in his eye, “Nope. You are. I’m going to set the garage on fire!”

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    Horse dog

    Horse dog

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    Bed for One

     The bed shown in the picture above is for one person only.So if you roll over on this bed, you will fall down….

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    Ugly babies

    Not all babies are nice looking!     

    Tags: Ugly babies  Funny Pictures