Funny Jokes >> 2009 March

    Hippie And The Nun

    One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the

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    Sunday School Lesson

    Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?&rdqu

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    Steven Wright

    You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading . . . And all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.Last night, I walked up

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    So in love

    Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I wer

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    Radio Station Competition

    This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week.... One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three
    personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.

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    Horoscopes by Adam Sandler

    Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are

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    Doing the laundry!

    Boudreaux (Pronounced Boo-Dro) was floating down the bayou on his pirogue (A cajun boat pronounced Pee-Ro) heading in to town,when he happend to see Flo sitting on her porch with her legs hiked up and

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    Corporate Lessons!

    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely le

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    Care to go upstairs?

    A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon."Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked."Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will k

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    Mexican driving a BMW

    What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?Grand Theft Auto.—–Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!—–Why wasn’t

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