Funny Jokes >> 2009 February

    Hair Cut Mystery

    A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2 hours.” The guy leaves.A few days

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    A Girls First Time

    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you’re afraid and you shake your head brave

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    A Helping Hand

    Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll become a hooker.She’s not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up

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    Naughty Sex joke

    What's the difference between sex and anal sex?Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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    Billy's Ball Skills

    It’s the first day of football practise, and the coach notices that little Billy has a wee bit of talent. So he calls to Billy and tells to come over. “Hey kid,” he asks, “do y

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    Big Breasted Waitress

    What did the dumb blonde say to the big breasted waitress after reading her name tag?...........Cute! What did you name the other one?

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    The Family Tree

    Many, many years agoWhen I was twenty-three,I got married to a widowWho was pretty as could be. This widow had a daughterWho had gorgeous hair of red,My father fell in love with herAnd soon the two we

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    Stuck In A Snowbank

    There was a traveling salesman whose car became hopelessly stuck in a snowbank during a blizzard in Arkansas. It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farmhouse but, frozen half to death, h

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    How To Become A Redneck

    Become a Redneck in 25 Easy Steps: A Manual for Yuppies Are you a wealthy and successful suit-and-tie yuppie businessman who has always had a secret dream that you would one day become a redneck?

    Have you always wanted to be a Bubba, but didn't know how?

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    Fast Reader

    The parson had been disturbed by a person who was a fast reader. "We shall now read the Twenty-Third Psalm-- in unison."He paused."Will the lady who is always 'by the still waters' whil

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