Funny Jokes >> 2009 December

    Growing Penis Joke

    A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about the next day’s final exam. He said there would be no acceptable excuses for failing to show up to the exam, barring

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    Growing Penis Joke

    When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Ralph becam

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    Deaf Couple Joke

    Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can’t see each other using

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    Broken Down Car Joke

    A man was driving down an Alaskan road when his car suddenly broke down. Luckily he had his mobile phone, and called for a car repairman that arrived shortly thereafter. The repairman o

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    Honeymoon Couple Joke

    Mark and Angela go on their honeymoon; and Mark spends hours of the honeymoon night eating Angela’s pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. During their meal

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    You Meant To Say Joke

    Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says “Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don’t mean?” The second guy replies &l

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    Honeymoon Night Joke

    Darren marries the girl of his dreams, and they go on their honeymoon. On their first night, Darren leaves the hotel room to get a pack of cigarettes in the lobby. When he gets back, his bride is

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    Dead Husband Joke

    Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband’s ri

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    Where Is Your Mother Joke

    A man from the Internal Revenue Service knocks on a door and it’s opened by a little boy. The man asks the boy, “Where is your mother?” The boy says, “She’s in the backya

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    Stuck Boyfriend Joke

    A guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friend’s place instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for

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