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Beep-beep

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year- old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn't get some loving

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Marco Polo

Speaking of travels, I heard that when Marco Polo first opened the trade routes to China, he was quite impressed with their rockets. Now, these weren't quite the fireworks we now know, but they did shoot into the air, explode and make some pretty patterns. Strangely, no matter where he went, there were people who made fireworks, but he had trouble finding someone to demonstrate them for him.

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Missionary Position

I'm a 3rd generation Cantonese-American and have pretty much forgotten the language. Hey, I wasn't even raised with it spoken in my household, but I live in a predominantly Asian neighborhood anyway.

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What Kind of Asian Are You?

What Kind of Asian Are You?Young Asians in America come in many forms. Below are the major categories. Most Asians fit into multiple groups. For example, Rice-boys can also be Fobs and many Tabs are F

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Chinese Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Reasons Why There Won't Be a Chinese American President Soon10. White House is not big enough for in-laws.9. Engineering, medicine, and law are always preferred over politics.8. Oval Office ha

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Chinese Barbie Girl

Hiya liang nui!
Hi liang jai!
Want to ride in my Honda?
Sure liang jai!
Jump in!

* I'm a Chinese girl, in a Chinese world
Eating wonton, it's perfection
I have light brown hair, Sanrio everywhere
Frustration, in my generation.

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cross examination

cross examinationA defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently ob

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two in one grave

two in one graveA woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they eve

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blind guy

blind guy
Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

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Sugar free

One day a blonde went to a store and saw Donuts that were sugar free. So she grabbed them and walked out of the store without paying.Security stopped her and asked, "Excuse me miss, but what do y

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