Funny Jokes >> 2008 September

    Funny Names

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    Funny Shirts

    Shirts must have too much room, look what people have written on them...

    Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

    I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

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    Government Jokes

    These quotes were taken from actual Federal (US) employee performance evaluations..."Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.""His men would f

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    Humor

    There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was g

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    Internet Cafe Jokes

    Hold mouse up to ear like a cell phone and yell "I can't hear you!!! You're going to have to speak louder!"Play Pac Man and state to person next to you, "These new games are incredible!

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    Ironic Jokes

    EVER WONDER...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why "

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    Money Jokes

    A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you pu

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    Winter Jokes

    The Indians asked their Chief in autumn if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the vill

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    UFO Jokes

    A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big

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    Father's Day Jokes

    One evening a little girl and her parents were sitting around the table eating supper. The little girl said, "Daddy, you're the boss, aren't you?" Her Daddy smiled, pleased, and said yes. Th

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