Funny Jokes >> 2008 December

    Top ten excuses for falling asleep at your desk !

    1 "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
    2 "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
    3 "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
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    India's Moon Mission

    Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year.Bush - Wow! How Many?Manmohan Singh - 10025 - OBC25 - SC20 - ST5 - Handicapped5 - Sports Persons5 - Terrorism Affected5 - Kashmiri

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    Never mess with a sardar

    An Indian lady (NRI) returned from the US to India and is window-shopping in Delhi . Suddenly she realizes she is late for an appointment. She is not wearing a watch so she sees a small shop on the ro

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    Best Bachelor Quotes Ever!

    Priceless quotes for every Bachelor.Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!--Anonymous Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that

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    Excellent poems by not so famous poets

    Excellent poems by not so famous poetsExcellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls..........these are the robert frosts or nizzim ezekiels of today...to the manor born...A

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    Java Interview

    Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?A. Terms are different ... Nothing moreQ. What is JFC ?A. Jilebi, Fanta & CoffeeQ. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?A. Two

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    Dance on the grave

    A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."The cadet replied,

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    How Girlz rate Guyz

    Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confu

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    Quantum Mechanics PJ

    Heisenberg is pulled over by a policeman whilst driving down a motorway.The policeman gets out of his car, walks towards Heisenberg's window and motions with his hand for Heisenberg to wind the window

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    Collecting for Charity

    My friend called a Venetian-blind repairman to come pick up a faulty blind. The next morning, while the family was at breakfast, the doorbell rang. My friend’s wife went to the door, and the man

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