Funny Jokes >> 2008 November

    Cat Plant

    Cat Plant

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    Water Lovers

     Water Lovers

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    Alligator Shoes

    Alligator ShoesA young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors

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    Cockroaches

    CockroachesA housewife called up a pet store and said, "Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches at once." "What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?" asked the as

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    Loose Living

    A drunk man who smelled like booze sat down outside a bar on the street curb.A police officer watched him closely. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty

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    50 Bucks

    A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

    He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

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    Never Satisfied

    Two friends met in the street. One looked sad and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey my friend, how come you look like the whole world has caved in?"The sad fellow said,

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    Addicted to Quilting

    She learned to quilt on Monday. Her stitches all were very fine. She forgot to thaw out dinner. so we went out to dine.She quilted miniatures on Tuesday. she says they are a must. They really were qui

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    Imperfection

    I once heard the story of a pastor who was preaching the truth that no one is perfect. To prove his point he asked for anyone who was perfect to stand up.

    One man stood up in the middle of the congregation.

    The pastor asked, "Do you really think you are perfect?"

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    Housewife Woes

    The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" she said. "What kind of a day are you having?

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