Funny Jokes >> 2008 October

    Short Q&A Obama Jokes

    In the spirit of giving, we’re gonna give you some more Obama Jokes… a flurry of Q&A shorties sure to leave you asking for more. Everyone will be laughing… except for Bara

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    Rationalizing My Weight Gain

    The other day I went to Office Max to get some supplies. While there I bought a new ink cartridge for my printer. It came in a fairly large box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic.

    When I took it apart, which took an unnecessarily long time, I found that the printer cartridge itself was actually quite small. It seems they made the packaging large to make it harder to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.

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    A Day In The Life Of A BMW Driver

    The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my interstates, which was very busy with inferior cars.First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow d

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    Meet Marvin, Men’s Answer To Maxin

     Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?A: Because a woman who can’t even a

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    A Cuckoo Of A Night Out

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went d

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    No More Floppy Lips

    A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept as

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    Rude Song Lyrics

    These are rude nursery rhymes, songs and remakes of songs the way they should have been done...Masturbation SongYou don't need to use a condomYou don't need a dental damYou don't need to say "I L

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    Seniors Jokes

    Three old guys are out walking.First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer." A man was tellin

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    Modern Love Letters

    Things on the love landscape sure have changed over the years...SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTERDearest Samantha,I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th

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    Courtroom Fun

    The big list of fun stuff to do in that boring ol' courtroom of law...1. Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the judge starts talking.2. Bring a zip-lock bag full of grapes and launch a few at t

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